fine, u goody two shoes. i'll lay off the crime suggestions..... FOR NOW
here's my theories so far 1) sorry i hit your dog w/ my car, hope they screwed his head back on okay 2) i'm a shapeshifting alien lifeform from galaxy NGC 4555, i can't stand to bear this secret alone anymore, please say you'll accept me for who i am. fwiw: i have tentacles 3) like a 500 word purple prose passage that boils down to 'send nudes'
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here's my theories so far
1) sorry i hit your dog w/ my car, hope they screwed his head back on okay
2) i'm a shapeshifting alien lifeform from galaxy NGC 4555, i can't stand to bear this secret alone anymore, please say you'll accept me for who i am. fwiw: i have tentacles
3) like a 500 word purple prose passage that boils down to 'send nudes'