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[moshpits]

ok max you know what to do
we gotta break into all your classmates' lockers and compare the handwriting in their notes to the photo

[analogthis]

sure Chloe that sounds totally feasible
wouldn't it be easier to just pass around a birthday card or get well card for people to sign and then use that to compare?

[moshpits]

ok, sure, that's definitely the most legal take on that scenario, if you wanna be like THAT

but also? damn girl u sneaky. i'm impressed & a lil turned on

[analogthis]

if it means not having to break into a buttload of lockers, then yeah I wanna be like that
tho it could be fun seeing what everyone keeps hidden in there....

I see how it is
I can take a hundred awesome photos but my sneakiness is what REALLY impresses you

[moshpits]

yeah dude, betting you we can find way juicier shit than a torn up love note
i bring my mad lockpicking skills, you bring your rewind, we can make a whole evening of it
just sayinnn

and don't be silly, i'm impressed by your sleuthy ways & photography in equal parts. you're a very impressive individual, max caulfield

especially if u go breaking into lockers with me

[analogthis]

I like how "just for fun" is a good enough reason for you to go on a crime spree
I think I might need more convincing before that scenario is gonna happen

well if you say it then it MUST be true

you know we could have fun just coming up w dumb theories abt the note on our own

[moshpits]

fine, u goody two shoes. i'll lay off the crime suggestions..... FOR NOW

here's my theories so far
1) sorry i hit your dog w/ my car, hope they screwed his head back on okay
2) i'm a shapeshifting alien lifeform from galaxy NGC 4555, i can't stand to bear this secret alone anymore, please say you'll accept me for who i am. fwiw: i have tentacles
3) like a 500 word purple prose passage that boils down to 'send nudes'

[analogthis]

ok, 1 is just sad and makes me think too much of bongo kitty, so lets throw that one out
2 makes me feel like maybe YOU'RE trying to tell me something. chloe, do you have secret tentacles I don't know about?
3 honestly seems the most likely, I wouldn't put it past anyone in this school