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max caulfield. ( life is strange ) ([personal profile] analogthis) wrote2026-01-26 08:00 pm
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[personal profile] vortexts 2026-03-28 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
( speaking of enigmas, nathan looks down at his burger like he isn't sure how to approach it. he's eaten burgers before, [he's not THAT out-of-touch], but he doesn't generally eat around other people, especially not something so chaotic. if he had rewind powers, he'd go back and order himself a steak. just as daunting, but easier to maneuver. )

Yeah? I think Vic'll come around, too.

( speaking of victoria, he checks his phone to see if her string of baffled babble over his new girlfriend has gotten any longer, and it has.

he squints down at the message for a second, then groans. )


Tonight's, like, this thing. A bonfire. It's off-campus. I totally fucking forgot about it... but we don't gotta go.

( after all, haven't they had enough excitement for one day? three coming outs and a hospital visitation? )
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[personal profile] vortexts 2026-03-28 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
( damn, she's eating like a pro. max is crazy for that. )

I don't know. They do shit all the time. I mean, all the time. Not like I'm missing anything by not going.

( be that as it may, there's also the potential for taking shots by the fire, showing off his girlfriend in her hot-ass dress, and sneaking off to makeout in the woods.

maybe max is right. they can just pull up for an hour or two, then ditch. )


Yeah? Then... yeah. We should go.

( and he bites into his burger without incident. fuck, it tastes so much better than diet smoothies, bland pudding, or whatever fad diet his mother insisted the whole family partake in. it's juicy, and crispy, and the tomato slices pop with flavor. fine, top-floor restaurants in north florida didn't have food this good. )

What the fuck...
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[personal profile] vortexts 2026-03-28 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
( max is responsibly planning their evening, meanwhile nathan is having a moment from a rat movie. they are not the same. sorry, brooke. you can't paint max and nathan with the same brush. )

I eat whatever. Not like this, though.

( this is art!!!! please excuse him as he takes another bite. )
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[personal profile] vortexts 2026-03-28 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Max, you're cool and all, but I'd kill you if you took a photo of me holding a goddamn cheeseburger.

( a lamer phot couldn't exist. )

Gourmet shit tastes like... like spending $500 on lettuce grown on Japanese mountaintops. All they care about is aesthetics and bragging rights.

( he says in his $6,000 button-down. )

And my mom had thing. You know how it.
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[personal profile] vortexts 2026-03-28 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Being rich makes you crazy.

( it's the only correlation he can think of as he takes in more of his burger. it's crazy that they just give these things out. they could charge hundreds. )

Yeah. A diet thing. Always wanted us to be thin, always putting us on the scale, didn't want us beside her in photos if we didn't look good. Calorie counting, amphetamines, all that stuff. Especially my sister.

( it's no surprise she fled halfway around the world to get away from it all.

he eats a fry. )


...But it's whatever.
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[personal profile] vortexts 2026-03-28 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Greasy cheeseburgers are, like, a once in a lifetime thing. And here's my once. With you.

( his mother convulsing as they speak, he can feel it. she's only happy when he's thin, and he's happy when she's happy. this burger is going to tear his family apart.

the fry being thrust his way, as dorky as it is, gives him an excuse to set the burger down before he can fuck around and finish it. )


Max, come on. We're not kids. I'm not gonna fucking play swords with French fries.

( at least he looks amused. they've had a long day. jefferson is still waiting on the details of what max knows, and warren is probably out there sobbing somewhere. this 'battle' is the levity they need... he picks up a fry. )

Now what?
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[personal profile] vortexts 2026-03-30 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
This is stupid.

( he looks as if he's going to drop his fry, dismissing this whole thing as childish bullshit, but then he goes in for a strike and whacks her hand. he tries to, at least. there's a chance that max's experience have made her a dexterous goddess or something. )

Heh... We still getting your pot after this? Bet we could make it quick, if we wanna hit the party after.

( a trip to the pot plant store can't take but so long, he rations. )
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[personal profile] vortexts 2026-03-30 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
( he contemplates, but takes a fry from her plate instead as compensation. )

Wild shit. I mean, it's sorta crazy how life goes. Like none of this ever would've happened if you'd just passed the joint to the next guy. We never would've... you know. Together.

( something, something, butterfly effect. nathan can trace most of his own life to similar major decisions. had he not stood up for jefferson as a stupid pre-teen, for example, there's a chance he wouldn't be doing his dirty work for him now.

he waves his hand in the air to get the waitress's attention, then asks for the check. the remainder of the burger is calling his name, but he knows he shouldn't. he's got food in the car. good, healthy, bland food. )


Yeah, babe. I'm ready. ( once they pay or whatever, he means. what's a normal tip look like? )
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[personal profile] vortexts 2026-04-01 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
( nathan's in the middle of leaving a $100 on the table when max stands. )

It's not far. Like a mile or two off campus. Victoria knows someone.

( which isn't vague intentionally, but he figures that's all he has to say. vic is powerful. she knows how to make connections. if she talked some local farmer into donating their barn to a bunch of rowdy high schoolers for party purposes, nathan's not going to be the one to question it. )

So, where now? Target?

( see? he knows normal retailers!! )
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jumpcut to shopping, unless you think we need the drive over?

[personal profile] vortexts 2026-04-03 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
( he knows normal stores because victoria loves normal stores. within reason, of course. she loves a good tarjayyy run, and she wants starbucks and chipotle on the days she can't be bothered with campus food. they're not so far gone as to visit a walmart, but they can imagine. they look at 'people of walmart' online and think of how much it must suck to have to spend $3 on a towel that should cost $50.

target is an acceptable median.

the towels here cost $30. )


Can you cook stuff?

( he's pushing the cart, which they probably wouldn't need for just one plant pot. he'd told vic that they were stopping, though, so now he's meant to bring more snacks and mixers. soda, and popcorn, and marshmallows they can melt in a fire. it wouldn't be a bonfire without them. )
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[personal profile] vortexts 2026-04-04 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, I doubt it... Can you make burgers, though?

( sorry, he's a fan now. )

Like, for us to eat sometime?
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[personal profile] vortexts 2026-04-04 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
We got a place. I mean, we got lots of places.

( 'we' being the prescotts. they can't buy a town without grabbing a few properties for themselves. farmhouse aside, nathan's family has no shortage of arcadia bay real estate collecting dust in their name.

one's bound to have a stove.

when it comes to foliage, nathan doesn't really know what he's looking for as far as interior plant decorating, but he likes that there's lot of options. target is cool like that. )


You want one with patterns, or you want it plain?
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[personal profile] vortexts 2026-04-05 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
( as he often does around max, nathan considers saying something, but he thinks better of it. censoring himself is easy. it comes naturally. if it's not an insult or a complaint, rarely does it make it past his lips. like most bullies, he finds it so easy to be an asshole, not to mention self-assuring. being mean keeps others away, and he's convinced himself that he likes that, likes to be an army of one.

even his best friends don't hear his true thoughts.

but now, with max, he thinks about letting one slip. )


...Oh, yeah! I see it, all right.

( you know, like the old commercial? and if she doesn't laugh, he'll be justified in never saying anything aloud ever again.

he picks up one shaped like an old, retro camera and grins. )


Too on the nose, you think?

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